Hey Jontourage!
Welcome to the dearest of diaries. This week, the band and I are officially on tour, playing a couple of stops in Kimberley and Creston, BC. In the old days, what happens in Creston would stay in Creston, until bootleg video courtesy of the drummer made it out into the black market via Betamax(tm)* and the whole world was shocked, appalled, and full of jealous admiration at the amazing exploits that took place there.
But we don't have a drummer to secretly film and leak shenanigans, and as sad as we were to see it go, we've reluctantly accepted the fact that Betamax(tm)* is no longer a viable black market format. So, with the power of the Internet (thanks Al Gore), we're cutting out the middle man and bringing you the wildest, craziest, most totally wicked awesome** road moments. There will be pictures, perhaps some video even. Just don't tell the middle man we're cutting him out. He's got a lot of space in that trunk ever since Betamax(tm)* died out.
Stay Friendly,
jf
*Betamax is a trademark of Sony Corporation. Though I'm not sure why they'd want to admit that.
**Actual amount of wild, crazy, and wicked awesome may vary, depending on the following or combinations of the following: Personal Perception, Willingness of People To Wear Funny Hats, and availability of Not Enough Sleep.
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